Death Has A Shadow

Death Has A ShadowDeath Has A Shadow

This is the very first episode of Family Guy in which Peter ,against strict orders from Lois, drinks profusely at his buddy's bachelor party. After showing up at work hung over, Peter gets fired. When he applies for welfare, they accidentally send him a check for $150,000, which leads to a spending binge. When Lois discovers the truth, Peter attempts to return the money to the taxpayers by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. But when he is arrested, his family must come to the rescue.

Here are some of the funny moments from that show.Some you just have to see it to understand.
(Peter and Brain are in jail)
Brian: Uh, how was your shower?
Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true.
Brian: Really?
Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all over the place. Guys were laughing.
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Peter:Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
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Peter(in chicken costume: I'm coo-coo for Ca-Ca Puffs! Director: Ughhh, take 27.

And my favorite part of the show:
to build the suspense......
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Lois : "Oh, don�t touch the thermostat Meg, your father gets upset."
Meg : "Come on, this thing goes up to ninety."
She starts to turn the dial and Peter busts in.
Peter : "Who touched the thermostat?"
Meg : "Gaa- how does he always know?"
Peter : "Brain implant Meg. Every father�s got one. Tells when their children are messing with the dial."
A neighbour bursts in.
Neighbor : "Hey Peter, my thing went off, your thermostat okay?"
Peter : "Yeah, it�s all right."
Other Neighbor : "Hey is my kid over here?"
Neighbor: "Forget it, false alarm!"
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